TV showdown

Ok, let me preface this a little by saying that I don’t have tv or cable or anything like that.  I get all of my tv off the internet, thus I only watch shows that I like.  That’s gonna make the shows that I like part really easy.  Shows I dont like on the other hand, is a totally different story.  Oh yeah, this all comes from a sweet action post from Mike my brother as seen here.  So here goes.

Shows I don’t like:

Anything that is reality TV.  I seriously dont know why people still watch this crap.  They’ve been beating a dead horse since Survivor.  Yeah I know there are different kinds of reality shows like The Bachelor and that one with Donald Trump.  That doesnt make it better.  So pretty much mark me down for not liking any reality TV.

I really tried giving this show a shot.  People seem to really like it.  I mean its over now, but thats not a bad thing.  It all comes down to James Spader being a douche and then the Shat being a pompous jerk.  And the cases sucked.

I like the original Law and Order.  Well back when Jerry Orbach (who coincidentally played the voice of Lumiere on Disney’s Beauty and the Beast and is also dead) was on it.  This show I dont like though because I have never really liked the cop duo and a show about rape isnt really my cup of tea if you know what I mean.  On a related side note, I used to like L&O Criminal Intent until I realized that it actually should have been called the Vincent D’Onofrio Show. 

I can’t do this show for one reason.  In college I took a class called Quantitative Analysis which is a chemistry class where you learn how to use techniques and machinery to figure out how much of stuff is in other stuff.  So when I see the people on CSI in their super cool lab doing super cool chemistry stuff that I’ve done in real life (and know to be tedious and boring) I just can’t get into it.  Also I dont like William Petersen.  I think Grissom is kind of pretentious.  He is better than this guy though.

Granted I’ve only seen a few episodes of this all of which were at my in-laws house but I guess I just dont get it.  Gossip Girl yes, these girls no.  On an unrelated side note, my father in law likes this show even though I think he’d deny it to his grave.

Now for the shows I do like, and the list is long:

 

Big Bang.  If you havent seen it repent.

 

 

 

This show is legen, wait for it, dary!

Chuck.  Rabbit.  Thats all I need to say about it.

Heroes was decent the first season.  The second season kinda sucked.  I caught up with the Third season over Christmas and ended up liking it again.  So we’ll see if this one stays on this side of the list.

Love this show.  By far my favorite guilty pleasure.  Oh yeah and Serena is hot.

I’ve liked OTH from the beginning more for the evil Dan Scott antics or maybe just the teen angstiness of it.  Oh yeah and I think according to Nielsen it had like the third highest product placement of any program on tv.  Good times.

This one is hit and miss with me.  I do like her husband, he’s a cool guy.  He is british though and thus completely incapable of saying anything with a correct –ing.  He doesn't see enithin wrong with it though.

House fills half my doctor show quota and he fills most of my jerky tv character quota.  His condescension is a model for all arrogant jerks such as myself.

Fringe.  Takes a bit of getting used to but the weirdness is good times.

Reaper is about a guy who’s parents sell his soul to the devil and now he catches escaped demons for a living.  It is funny and has a really hot chick in it.  Like Chuck but with demons instead of spies.

Pushing Daisies is now dead, but I like the whole Edward Scissorhands-ness of it.

Gary Unmarried.  By far the funniest new show on this season.  

Bones is awesome even for a procedural.  I dont know exactly what it is about it that I like.  I think its because Bones is kind of a weirdo and has no bearing on reality which makes her kind of clueless.  Also watching her beat people up and shoot stuff is sweet action.

Grey’s fills the other half of the doctor show quota.  I must admit the first season of this show was very good, but subsequent seasons havent been as well written.  The best scenes are always the ones with Dr. Bailey, the Chief or McSteamy.  It’s worth checking out Kar.  Come surrender to the bandwagon.

I must admit I dont know whats kept me watching Smallville for 8, thats right, 8 seasons.  I have seen every episode.  I was about to walk away too but this season they got rid of Lana and Lex and have been ramping up the sexual tension between Lois and Clark.  So yeah, I’ll probably ride it to the end.

By far one of my favorite shows on TV.  Everyone I’ve ever talked to that has actually taken the time to watch Supernatural ends up liking it.  Basically its about two brothers who cruise around helping people that have problems of a more “supernatural” kind.  My favorite episodes are always the ones where they have to find some ghosts body and then salt and burn the bones.  Man those guys can dig up a grave in like a half hour…

Awesome show.  My favorite episode is still that one in the first season where Dwight is getting a new health insurance plan and makes them all list what diseases they have so they can get coverage.  You’ll have to check it out.  It is way funny.

 

Anyway, I think there are a handful of shows that I watch that I for some reason didnt list but I think this blog is gonna take up a whole blog page anyway so I’m done now.